Tuesday Talks

September 24, 2014

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1. Just a short few moments ago I was gliding down the aisles of the grocery store. Amidst the few hundred packets of Whip It I had in my cart for the bakery, was Sour Cream and Bacon Ruffles and assorted fruit flavour Tums. The chips were open by the time I reached the checkout. So were the Tums. Go ahead and judge. Hashtag pregnancyproblems.

2. I have been going through a number of job applications lately as we are hiring at the farm this Fall. I am reminded of some real winners I have read in the past. When asked about former employment one applicant wrote, “Stalker at Dollarama”. ‘Stalker’. Not to be confused with ‘Stocker’. Do you help customers out to the car with their purchases, then follow them home? Let’s. Hope. Not. If I can offer you one job application tip for the future, not putting ‘stalker’ as your former job would, be, it.

3. This is The Voiiiiiiiice! It has returned! I am delighted to say that Gwen and Pharrell seem to be quite lovely. Although competing with Christina isn’t hard. What a weapon she was. The anticipation of this show is just too much, you just want them to turn their chair sooooo bad. You laugh, you cry. Classic Voice.

4. This past Sunday I tackled a job I had been putting off for months in hopes of it magically doing itself. Cleaning our bathroom sink drain. It was not pretty. But I held it together. I channeled my inner Phil Dunphy and stayed strong. That has to be one of my all time favourite epis. “All right! Settle down. Its hair…..”. Slays me.

5. Schmidt nailed it on New Girl this evening. So many takeaways from this epi, but the highlight has to be watching out for guys that are ‘staying at a hotel’. That equals – Homeless. Pervert. Bahahaha. Don’t make me Taboo buzzer you.

6. My niece Georgia is near perfection. That is all.

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Jacey September 24, 2014 at 5:26 pm

I seriously died reading this. So much goodness. Hopefully no one in the shop can hear me giggling all by myself in here. Stalker/Stocker- I remember many a jokes being made about this sad little typo.

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